a miserable little pile of secrets

ghoulboybreakdowns:

the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

(via pained-expression)

nightpool:

homeofthephobic-buff:

fuggivaboutit:

fuggivaboutit:

t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the front

t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the back

are they the same shirt

are what the same shirt

(via homojohns)

defectivegembrain:

babygirl I’m bothered by noises you wouldn’t even hear

(via transtobio)

watermotif:

once i get taken out back and shot i’ll be fine

(via anactualmoon)

manywinged:

manywinged:

it’s rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it’s rotten work but decay is an essential part of the cycle of death and rebirth

(via akindplace)

liorlen:

gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that

(via kaiju3)

wrlothesley:

‘Revenge is bad’ to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i’m different

(via anactualmoon)

finelinens:

whenever a kid is signing up for a library card and they and their parent have good silly vibes i like to treat it like a knighting ceremony. i’m like “jacob, child of hannah, i bestow unto you this card of great freedom and power. are you prepared to take on the literary responsibility of your very own library card? i believe you are.” and it always makes them laugh and feel very important it’s so much fun. like yeah we do a little improv at the library we do some bits

(via nettlewildfairy)

hesitantalien2014:

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

(via captoring)

aspiringbelle:

mysharona1987:

This sounds like something from The Handmaid’s Tale, ffs.

This was an ad in the early 90’s. I first saw it in a textbook in the late 90’s, used as an example of the “slippery slope” fallacy.

Now it’s over 20 years later. It’s happening.

(via mightfightlabradorite)

officialspec:

officialspec:

officialspec:

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say “its only a 3 minute walk” when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks “3 minutes isnt THAT bad” you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

(via spaceofmischief)

parting-gone-deactivated2022121:

y'all are worried about a surveillance state all while filming strangers in public for clicks and clout… baby you ARE the surveillance state!

(via tamayokny)

bob-belcher:

(via spaceofmischief)

no-pain:

(via shinebrightlikeamaryam)

ehentalix:

doctor-roman:

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

I’d leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar’s Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

(via crownkillers)